How does one go about messing or starting to make apps for iphone?

I got a macbook pro i heard you need a mac to start making stuff but thats all I know, I wanted to start with like a hello world app or something.

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grab a book or two, it will help. if you like those "head first" books, i think they just recently made one for the iphone. once you sign up for an app iphone developer account (free), they have a ton of example code on their site. there are videos you can watch to get your started as well.

fukcing hate small talk programming languages

why?